What even

thatonereader:

ok guys ignore my knees and instead admire my pride and joy with me


This is everything i want

thatonereader:

ok guys ignore my knees and instead admire my pride and joy with me

This is everything i want

What just happened

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

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